“I was the crash test dummy. The wax was so hot that it burned me. By the time she pulled the wax off, my skin went with it and I had to go to school with a scab mustache. Now I have a mustache that I have to wax that I blame my mom for!”
—Kelly Osbourne explains to George Lopez why she blames her mama for the hair on her upper lip. But you all have had far worse hair removal stories, haven’t you? [People]