- … and I guarantee you’ll think long and hard about getting any ink of your own. [Celebuzz]
- Laurie Anderson, widow of late rocker Lou Reed, penned a beautiful tribute to her husband in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. Check it out and bring the Kleenex. [Rolling Stone]
- Grumpy Cat went to Disneyland and hated every second of it. Can someone just please let that cat have some peace? [E! Online]
- Jennifer Aniston joins the list of Hollywood stars who’ve recently chopped off their hair — except she had to crop hers into a short bob because her locks were ruined by a Brazilian straightening treatment. [The Stir]
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were Daenerys and Khal Drogo from “Game of Thrones” for Halloween and it was perfect. [Complex]
- Jennifer Lopez randomly clarified over Twitter that she has never had plastic surgery. Thanks for sharing! [Life & Style]
- The latest in ill-advised photography? Teens are taking selfies while driving. It’s dangerous to duck face while parallel parking, kids. [NYMag.com]
- False alarm! Anne Hathaway is not pregnant, despite what her comedian brother said on stage the other night. [Us Weekly]
- Elizabeth Vargas, cohost of “20/20,” confirmed that she is seeking treatment for alcohol abuse. [People]
- Janice Dickinson’s beauty routine includes jetsetting to China to get placenta cells injected into her face. Fun! [The Blemish]